Country Dictionary

When you buy a piece of crap used truck, and it costs more money to fix everything, than the original price of the truck

I did something really stupid. I bought a car for $10,000.00, Turns out I did a Toyota Tim.

the best looking and most nicest man with a huge schlong,many girls and tons of money,everybody wants to be like tim kruse

i would really like to be a tim kruse.

A person who plays lax constantly, day dreams about lax, grows a sick dyke mullet, and looks up to jack crawford

"Hey sheridan, look at that laxer over there. Hes such a tim paul"

To swear something in timberlands’ bootd

On god? Nah I put that On tims

The act of Oral sex committed in the washroom of the well known Canadian fast food chain Tim Hortons .

Friend A "So what kind of stuff were you and Becky doing on the weekend eh?"
Friend B "Oh you know we were just Nibbling the Tim-Bits, as usual"

It's when you park your dick in a woman wearing nothing but timberland boots

"I pulled a The Tim Parks, I parked my dick in her while wearing nothing but my Tim boots"

1. The act of parking your dick in your woman, wife, etc... while only wearing Timberland boots. 2.Having sex wearing only timberland shoes or boots.

"I pulled the Tim Parks, plowed that hoe with nothing but my timberland boots on"!