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jennies_.wife

such an underrated fanpage. an amazing person, 100/10 should stan. part of the definition is in the username.

xe is such a legend! jennies_.wife deserves more recognition.

by returnofthebigtiddiegang January 02, 2021

James Dean’s Wife

A super funny cool girl named Willow who is married to James Dean

“omg look at that super cool girl, that’s James Dean’s wife!” “wow her fits are fire, she must be James Dean’s wife”

by weinereater February 16, 2025

Wife Privilege

Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.

Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that? Hedges: Wife cut it. Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!

by RobbieStJean May 29, 2021

wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.

Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late. Man 2: And? Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving. Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......

by Mr B 61 December 03, 2015

Colonel Sanders has a wife

ditched a man to get that fried chicken or some shit

friend: oh hey you: Colonel Sanders has a wife friend: *starts crying*

by steroidSteve December 06, 2020

wife driver

A women you see that is always driver her husband or significant other around, and eludes to her wearing the pants in the relationship.

I saw Jan from the PTA. She’s a total wife driver, I’m pretty sure she makes her husband sit to pee.

by Chrorgstar December 30, 2021