A fork of Rural Dictionary
Whan a man uses his hand (usually pointer and middle fingers) to intentionally and directionally fling his cock from one side of his leg to another, then back again, instantaneously
Sam:"Have you ever tried toad-tonguing a Dorito straight outta the bag bruh"?
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"
A person, usually a female, under the age of 18, only posting selfies on social media. These selfies mostly include Snapchat filters, lighting, tongue biting, etc. Conclusion: They’re just children with high egos.
Did you see Kenzie’s new post? She’s such a tongue biter.
Using extreme tongue strength to pierce your partner. Side effects include: ending relationships, additional anus, and abnormal opening in the back of your skull.
I invited that girl Vanessa over after dinner and treated her to my famous tongue bashing. She hasn't called me back...
the mass of gunk collected at the blade end of a tongue scraper after a few successful passes. So named because of the often white to yellow hue and thickness of the gunk.
Dentist: "Billy, your teeth and gums look marvelous, but I recommend you start using a tongue scraper to remove that abundance of tongue chowder you have accumulated through the years. It will rid you of that bad breath you have told me about."
Billy: "Sure thing, doc."
1) A spring or stream that appears suddenly, out of no where. Usually consists of dirty water, flowing downhill from an unknown source. Disappears are quickly as it comes; 2) The act of stealing plastic, wooden, or metal crates from local delicatessens.
Rolly: I was totally Cobol Tongue'ing it last night. I got like, twenty crates!
As the tongue wiggles it also comes in and out of the mouth
Oh, do you and Logan like to tongue salsa to the Macarena?
The action of locking eyes with someone and shooting your tongue out of your mouth, sometimes achieving contact with said person's face.
Cornholio and I were caught in a wicked frog tongueing match that ended with my tongue in his mouth.
Frog tongueing seemed to be the theme for my awkward flirtations with my spicy boy toy.