Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

terrible wife

A wife that igores your tects or calls, doesn't give a shit about you and never makes an effort.

How's Jenny? Well she's been a terrible wife lately

by Definingurlife January 06, 2017

Rescue Wife

When you marry a woman from a poor country and bring her back to your rich country, such as the United States, thereby rescuing her from poverty and oppression.

She: I'm going to adopt a rescue cat He: I'm going to marry a rescue wife

by zevg December 19, 2016

Tony lopezs wife

tony lopezs wife is Chloe Lopez and is best friends with april kageyama!

hey do you know tony lopezs wife? ya April kageyamas bestfreind!

by snoopy..charr on tiktok January 10, 2021

National Pay Your Wife Day

Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.

Happy wife, happy life. Celebrate National pay your wife day.

by Faroushky October 03, 2020

wife pussy

A partner's genitalia that a man values and cherishes, so much so that he wants to commit to a lifelong relationship.

But seriously you felt delicious.. like you have wife pussy.

by Iri June 18, 2024

wife pussy

A partner's genitalia that a man values and cherishes, so much so that he wants to commit to a lifelong relationship.

But seriously you felt delicious.. like you have wife pussy.

by Iri June 18, 2024

The Devil is beatin’ his wife

If you live in the south and as a kid you have seen rain while the sun is out, your momma probably told you that the devil is beatin’ his wife and you were so confused. It just means it’s raining while the suns out

Timmy: momma look it’s rainin while the sun is out Momma: ye Timmy the Devil is beatin’ his wife Timmy: what? Why would he do that *Timmy in surprise and very confused/conserned*

by Yayaluvsz December 08, 2024