A fork of Rural Dictionary
The cheese from covid-19
Patient: “You don’t want that covid cheese.”
Name given to the act of distance running as a hobby only induced by covid and the relative lack of things to do.
Of late, I've been pretty into covid gumping.
In at least one frame of the Zoom meeting a woman masturbates, in the other frames men pound into fleshlights. Covid Orgies are a variant which involve either multiple men and women, or Zoom gatherings of entirely one gender.
Yo I’m gonna boot up the computer and beat off to a Covid Gangbang I’ve been meaning to watch
Socializing with a large group of people without a care of catching covid.
"hey wanna come hangout with me and my friends"
"No I'm not trying to have a Covid Gangbang"
When Luke has a fever of 104 and above, body aches, ears ringing, and my ears won’t pop! Hopefully this will all be over in 5 days or less! But super Covid last 13 days!
Well babe it’s official, I finally got the super Covid symptoms this is terrible!
A non-reusable restaurant menu, usually paper, with an abbreviated list of menu items compared to their typical offering, implemented due to operational changes brought about by COVID-19.
Corey: "Let's eat someplace else. All they've got here is a COVID menu, and none of my favorite items are on it." Jessa: "Shut up and pick something. You should consider yourself lucky to be able to dine in at all."