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Kobe Glass

A small but smooth guy, But when messed with might be one hell of a person to calm down, He won’t hold back anything when it’s time to handle his business.

Don’t mess with Kobe Glass, Your gonna regret it.

by Micheal suave June 19, 2019

Miss glass

The girl that ends up with broken bones after getting hit in the face twice, thus redirecting a flight.

Miss glass laughed about the hundreds of people she killed on the train after getting that dude banned from the airplane for life.

by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

Miss glass

A female villain.

That's Miss Glass, she is hard as glass, she's the wrong one to try and shatter, don't let thinking you can see through her fool you, she is suprisingly not fragile.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

mislaid glasses dilemma

Refers to da humorously-annoying conundrum dat's frequently encountered by folks suffering from C.S.S. (i.e., Can't See S**t"), particularly those who also have poor short-term memory --- they set their glasses down someplace, but then they forget where they laid them, and they cannot see well enough without said corrective lenses to find them again.

Keeping a spare pair of glasses (like simple reading-specs from da dollar store) in a certain place at all times (and then promptly returning them to said location after using them in a "mislaid glasses dilemma" emergency, like a hidden set of house/car keys that you use whenever you've accidentally "locked yourself out") can get you out of the age-old "I need my glasses in order to see well enough to FIND my glasses!" problem... you will always know where in the house that your "rescue" glasses will be, so you can go and temporarily don them for clear vision till you find your "regular" glasses again, and then put the spare set back in their "for emergencies" location.

by QuacksO October 26, 2020

wearing glasses

you love making out with big men

bro definitely loves wearing glasses

by daddy41 May 06, 2022

Wearing Glasses

You get get zero hoes and have no bitches

He definitely is wearing glasses

by PeeterJones12 May 10, 2022

Spicy glass

Spicy glass refers to depression glassware that is radioactive. They used uranium in some glass also know as vaseline glass that glows under a blacklight. They also used uranium as a glaze on other things. Collectors now search for these and use a Geiger counter to see how radioactive it is or "spicy "

This is my spicy glass collection

by Zaleemae Vamps February 04, 2024