A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dude who carries around an unusual amount of testosterone and never skips an opportunity to call you beta
Dave: Hey Bill, we had a nice workout session this morning, wanna go again tonight?
Bill: Yeah bro of course, the usual 3 hours?
Dave: Dude how else are we gonna be the tanks of the family
Tank is a dog, Hes the best friend you see in the movies. Always there for you, hangs out whenever you want and is like your ride or die. He will be there for you when you need a laugh or when you want to smile, He will even be there for you when your feeling down or when your crying. Hes always there because hes not just your ride or die. Your his ride or die too. He always feels like your there, when he wants to laugh or smile or even when hes feeling down and wants to cry. Even if some day something tragic happens and you loose him or he looses you. You will always be with each other, the memories and you will know hes in your heart because when you first saw tank you knew that it was a lifetime friendship that was about to start and you love him and he loves you. Forever and Always.
Tank is my best friend
I love him
1. A socially awkward person who is very inarticulate.
2. A garden tool.
Thomas Oresik wanted to ask out a guy who he thought was really hot, but he was too much of a tank.