A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of removing a toilet tank lid, standing on the seat, and taking a dump in the tank of a toilet so the next person who uses it flushes out shit.
"Man, they fucking fired me so I tanked that fucking toilet on my way out!"
refers to someone fat as fuck. in short, a mole rat
person A: omg have you seen that tank walking down the MET gala 2018?
person B: no. who are you talking about? lmao
person A: you havent seen a tank before? you must not know who nicki is.
A dude who carries around an unusual amount of testosterone and never skips an opportunity to call you beta
Dave: Hey Bill, we had a nice workout session this morning, wanna go again tonight?
Bill: Yeah bro of course, the usual 3 hours?
Dave: Dude how else are we gonna be the tanks of the family