A fork of Rural Dictionary
a girl who eats black dick and drinks cum milkshakes
The hoe had a eat many black dicks, so she has a Morgans diet
A fatass bitch, commonly referred to as moo moo brown cow.
Eat a mf salad Morgan Hotchkiss you fat ass cow
A weirdo who loves 50 year old men on grand rp
Morgan norton is a weirdo
Blogger, musician, dancer, muser, fashionista, hair changer, meeter of thomas kirk...all around awesome.
The chick is such a Morgan Wisted! She changes her hair like every two months! WOAHHH.
I just Morgan WistedED....I listened to Muse for like 7 hours straight! H.A.A.R.P FOR THE WIN!
The best downhill skateboarder ever who also invented the word stoopy
Who is the best downhill skateboarder ever?
Oh bro, it’s liam Morgan. He’s so good it’s stoopy
When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice
When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.
Morgan: no
a weird person like really weird who is also old and close to death morgan likes to go play bingo with her friends on tuesdays she is a mother of 7 or 6 and they are white and eat dry chicken
Is that Morgan Funnell ? What a freak!!!