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Jupiter

Someone who farts excessively e.g. a Gas giant

Damn, that girl won't stop farting. She's Jupiter.

by ***blegh*** October 15, 2023

Jupiter

The cutest cat in the world! A fluffy little calico Maine coon cross with a big personality! ^^

My cat Jupiter is so cute!”

by Corvid.Clawss July 17, 2024

Jupiter

Gods right ballsack

If girls went to college to get more knowledge and we got to Jupiter to get more stupidest. Than who's the stupid one. The dog is obviously smartest as it stayed where it was and wasn't a burst condom

by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019

Jupiter

A mama with a husband named kyle <(=´∇`=)> , She is very cautious when masturbating. And she loves her kids very much, and she loves huggy wuggy rule 34. So lookout for a milf named Jupiter! 🥳

"Hey did you see Mama Jupiter's fat ass this morning??"

"Ofc bro! Shes the hottest mama in the world! I wonder how that stupid kyle bagged a wholesome milf! "

by Jupitertheworldsmama December 02, 2021

Jupiter

Where all of our wigs fly to when watching Raini Rodriguez

me: omg my wig flew to Jupiter!!11!!
friend: same

by getyourfingeroutofmyface March 25, 2022

Jupiter

A Slow texas person and and and who thinks an axolotl is segg-c and thinks a banana grabs his own pp

Jupiter is a nub.

by Jichael Mackson The Third February 21, 2022

Jupiter

The most beautiful girl you’ll ever see

Person one: Dude look how pretty she is!
person two: Wow, she’s a total Jupiter

by Ktg27 November 07, 2022