A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of masturbating for 3 or more hours; tears are usually involved and function as lubrication. Often, the klint bater will scream during the act about how he doesn't have any money and how his friends are mean to him.
Josh: Hey Elijah, were you having an orgy in your room for four hours last night?
Elijah: No, I was just furiously Klint bating.
a box/crate/other container full of pornography.
from "My Best Friends Girl"/2008
friend 1: dude, im giving my 'bate crate to you
friends 2: woah you have a massive masturbation problem!
nostril-bating . The act of deliberately stimulating cilia in the nostril cavity with a foriegn object, irritating nerve endings that signal the body to release histamine to that area of the nasal cavity triggering the involuntary ‘sneeze’ response, with the goal of achieving nasal orgasm(s).
nostril-bating is the purest form of self gratification and should never be looked upon as gross and icky
Become shocked, in aw, or anxious.
Im waiting with bated breath for your answer.
jerking off in bed with someone
at a party get in bed with two girls bohm bating
Take a virgin out to sea, pop her cherry, then through her overboard.
First claimed by a dude named Marty
Dude, while we were sailing I turned her into Shark Bate.