A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cranking one’s “unit” while entering their partner
Gf: “Wanna have sex?”
Bf: “Sure, wanna try changing the light bulb?”
Gf: “no”
The moment you have an erection and your penis innovates a new idea for a sexual position.
Babe I have a dick bulb moment, turn sideways and upside down and let me fuck you from the back
Code 1: Shiney bald headeness
Code 2: Dimwittedness
Code 3: Shiney baldheadedness plus Sunburn
Code 4: The Combination of all Three
"Oh my Atlanta Georgia!!!!! Did you see that guy?!?!?! He was definitley a CODE FOUR Florescent Light Bulb!!!!"
"AHHHHH!!! I'm being blinded by the light shining off of that guys head! He needs to put a hat on that Code Two Florescent Light Bulb!!!!"
a phrase which means going out with your friend while your friend is next to her boyfriend/ his girlfriend.
I'm light bulbed while hanging out with lucy and her boyfriend
That one person you find in times absolute disparity that pulls you out of it; Usually a romantic partner that manages to shift your life completely for the better.
Alex: “Hey, Owen, you’re looking a lot better man.”
Owen: “Yeah man, I met this girl and she’s become my bulb.”