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bungle bundle

bundle of cocks

step sis julia, "hey chad! can you get me a mug that says bungle bundle for my birthday? i will pay you back tonight and I will stop your cock block" ;)

by bungle mugglier May 30, 2020

Bungle Brain

Bungle Brain is the protracted inability to perform coherent cognitive functions.

Bungle Brain occurs in individuals who smoke Marijuana excessively on a regular basis.

Individuals suffering from Bungle Brain are likely to forget important facts, events and have severely reduced situational awareness, which can be a dangerous hazard.

Ryan smoked so much dope as a teenager he now spends his spare time driving a remote control car around, absolute Bungle Brain.

by TrueFlyingFox February 10, 2023

Weeping of the Bungles

A sound that can be heard following any major loss by the Cincinnati Bengals. Thought to be caused by the constructive interference of over 2 million fans whining in unison. Sometimes the sound is said to to sound like actual crying. Other times, the sound seems to produce distinct phrases. Some of the most common phrases are “the Steelers are dirty”, “the refs cheated us”, and “this one may hurt more than____” (where, due to the team’s historic lack of tangible success, Bengals fans will recant one of many squandered opportunities ).

Indianapolis resident 1: Hey, do you hear that.
Indianapolis resident 2: It seems to be coming from the south, must be the weeping of the bungles again

by Casual939562 January 30, 2023

Mr. Bungle 2

The sequel to a band now with Ian Scott and Dave Lombardo of Anthrax and Slayer respectively.

Mr. Bungle 2 is fine, I guess.

Mom: I hate you.
Me: Shut up, Dave Lombardo just joined Mr. Bungle 2!
Mom: Oh shit you're right.

by alecwind June 26, 2021

Bungles Finger

Bungles Finger is a divine being above most humans understanding. But, once you realise the extreme power she wields you will fully embrace her meaning, her integrity, her pzazz. You will also be cured of aids.

"All hail Bungles Finger, the one true God!" chanted Charlie and Will,

by shoethousond June 04, 2022

bungle toot

the outermost rim of the anus. The butt hole.

She shit so much her bungle toot was sore.

by eagletoot November 05, 2010