A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ir is the when you fart under a weighted blanket and hold your spouse under. Like a Dutch oven but with a weighted blanket.
My wife was in bed after we had chili so I subjected her to the pressure cooker
Cooker of Cum. Just might work.
THE CUM COOKER, IT WORKS!!!!!
Australian slang for a meth addled anarchist.
Remember my friend from Geelong Grammar who turned into an anarchist? Yeah, he's a cooker now.
A cooker is a paranoid conspiracy theorist that can often be seen in mainstream media comment sections posting needle emojies and blaming every death on the covid vaccine. When confronted or asked for evidence they will commonly respond with "its time for another booster" or some variation of that. Cookers will tell people not to believe the mainstream media however, they will foam at the mouth whenever a mainstream media outlet puts "died suddenly" in the headline.
Did you see that cooker blaming that plane crash in port Phillip on the vaccine?
Australian slang for someone who doesn't lick government boot leather
Mike got fired from work the other day because he didn't get his 25th booster.
Fuckin 'cooker'