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find the clitoris

A simple method to get a woman to like you more than any other guy.

Bro # 1: Man, I don't think Jessica likes me bro! What should I do?
Bro # 2: You just gotta find the clitoris. Works every time bro.

by walmart May 21, 2017

Gargantuous Clitoris

a person with a clitoris of massive size, in some cases it even sticks out from between the vaginal lips! This resembles a chode ladies and gentlemen.

"babe, you have a gargantuous clitoris, and it scares me."

"mom whats that!?"

"wait... i thought girls got camel toes... not mini baby boners..."

by kelsey arie joey August 08, 2011

clitorial manslaughter

The act of killing tons of people accidentally with your clit.

ToastyProphet used Clitorial Manslaughter
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
KratosOfTheDead is dead!

by Meowmeowmeow555 February 25, 2011

Clitoris Cap

When the thimble from Monopoly is violently thrusted onto a girl's clit.

When I landed on her boardwalk with three hotel's, I got pissed and gave her a Clitoris Cap.

by J Squad + D August 05, 2010

Clitoris Maximus

Term used by those suffering from Clitoris Minimus. However, the term is inaccurate and may stem from denial of the condition.

Girl - "Hey baby, lets take off those pants and..."
Boy - "I have Clitoris Maximus"
Girl - "Uh...you mean Clitoris Minimus?"
Boy - "The weather is really nice today isn't it?"

by StienMD July 06, 2009

Clitoris Rex

any Clitoris thats as big as a thumb and takes you by surprise

man I was with this girl and she had a Clitoris Rex , I yelled when I saw that thing

by Crazychris April 14, 2014

clitoris car

the cars owned by the majority of young guys, trying to get some recognition from peers for fitting in and being cool

Lex: Have you seen mitch's new WRX?
Jonno: Dude thats such a clitoris car, every cunt has one

by wogszz69 March 08, 2009