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You invite Owen Lovejoy's mother over to your house and fuck the living shit out of her in front of him
I just hit the craziest dirty diane ever
Di aka Dian Coleman will become a Millionaire in 2025.
Hey Millionaire Dian,
Congratulations on winning the lottery becoming a Millionaire!
When attempting to hook up with a longtime crush, you imbibe some liquid courage... just a little too much. Upon reaching the promised land (her bed), you immediately pass out and urinate all over her sheets while she graciously sleeps next to your pathetic drunken carcass. In the morning, when your crime is discovered you blame her... and have never speak to one another again.
Jesus Christ! That motherfucker Lionel pulled a Moist Diane on me last night after I bought all of his drinks... so I told him to lose my number.
someone who is so hot and a little bitter. she is so caring and she is curvy. she is one of the funniest people you know and she loves her little white boys. she has a major sweet tooth and doesn't put up with any nonsense. her turn on words is Jigga wigga. she loves little boys and one day inspires to be a master of her kind
him: hey Jigga wigga
Sydney Diane Monique Thomas: (BArk BaRk) stop it y/n you know what that does to me
him: ew your weird
person2: no she is so hot and she can even griddy
him: yea, i guess. come here syd
shes so sweet and kind shes the best person you could ever meet or date. shes a great friend and a great girlfriend, shes funny as fuck and you never get bored of talking to her and shes very flirty. and shes also sexy ass fuck with a huge ass and nice titties. youd be very lucky to date a diane because shed treat you right, and you should treat her the same because she deserves all the love, and in her past she wasn't treated right.
Guy #1: bro im talking to this girl i think i like her
guy#2: holy shit really? how she like?
Guy#1: shes amazing as fuck man i fell in love instantly.
Guy#2: whats her name bro?
guy#1: her names diane
guy#2: ohh those girls with that name are the best keep her bro
A big fat bitch who stole king away from helbram so I hate you
Oh look is that Diane?
Oh shit run she’s a snake
A role model for many girls and women : she is kind, caring and generous.
Many people want her as a big sister because of how strong, dedicated and inspiring she is.
She's the type of person you feel safe with : you can talk to her about anything because she's not going to judge you.
She gives so much to everyone and may sometimes forget herself.
If you are a 'Diane' : make sure to take care of your own needs, don't push your boundaries and put yourself first sometimes!
“I just met the most intelligent, bold and kind girl ever! She was very sweet to me...I wish she was my big sister!”
“Oh yes, that was Diane for sure!”