A fork of Rural Dictionary
Faps is word used to describe someone who is petty, picky, or homosexual. Faps is commonly mistaken for the acronym F.A.P.S.
"George, stop getting on my nerves. You are such a faps."
A petty, obnoxious, person who is often homosexual.
1. George is flirted with Tom and his being a huge faps.
2. George is a faps. He kept telling me to change the channel to figure skating while I was trying watch the Super Bowl.
Like a fart, but with your hand on your penis.
"I'm going back to the room to fap over his face while he's still sleeping lightly"
The act of being regulated by Direcway's, allegedly, "Fair Access Policy" which would be better termed the "Screw You Access Policy."
Bryant was straight Fapped by Direcway the other day...
Fap you!
(in case you missed it, the satellite internet provider "Direcway" has a really stupid policy they call "Fair Access Policy")