A fork of Rural Dictionary
Female (and feminist) version of "bro favor", from the Portuguese "se faz favor" (please). Means "do a girl a favour" in the spirit of "Sisters Are Doing It For Themselves".
"Sis faz favor, tell this weirdo I'm a cop, so he'll stop following me around".
Noun.
High class prostitute, dealing mostly with stock market johns or politicians.
Not sure if I want a bullish or bearish favor trader. Do they make a beaverish one?
Favor Trader soaked me for $5K last night but she was worth it!
A favor asked of a younger person that Is not sexual in nature, but the recipient of the favor receives sexual pleasure from the act.
Mr. Olsen asked me to sweep off his porch again, but I think it was a crusty old favor. He was watching me handle the broom very intently. He makes me feel uncomfortable.
An "obvious" --- i.e., easily recognizable with just a casual glance, and therefore does not need to be actually verbalized --- and comparatively-simple/minor assistive action dat someone requests merely by saying, "S'il-vous plait?"
Typical example of a French favor: Person A approaches Person B in his workshop and holds out two separate pieces of an item that have come apart, and thus need to be re-attached together with glue, one or more screws/nails, re-bending a wire fastener, etc.
Person A, a bit plaintively: "S'il-vous plait?"
Person B, immediately seeing what needs to be done, and smilingly feigning indignance: "Silver PLATES?!"
Person B then performs said simple repair, prompting Person A to gleefully hug Person B and then turn and start off again with a huge joyful grin on his face.
Person A: "Merci beaucoup!"
Person B, giving Person A an affable amused clap on the back: "Mercy buckets!"
Lower favors: when I guy can only give her backshots, because she's too ugly to look at. She will always be on bottom due to her face looking ugly.
Girl: can we not do any lower favors, I want ride tonight..
Guy: nah.. let's do doggy instead. Bend over.
"Hey, could you for the love of God, return the favor?"