A fork of Rural Dictionary
The very definition of a loser, this person is the saddest person alive. some say that you will end up with a severe depression after being in contact with this being.
You see that guy over there? He is such a Tobias Hansen, ugh!
Drag ‘performer’, if by performer you count putting on women’s clothes and adopting the simplest two or three moves over and over whilst flapping your mouth open and closed with no particular regard to the song being played. Often found complaining that the ‘audience’ (people out for a drink who have to be subjected to this narcissistic nonsense) are talking over ‘her’ act. The entire bar could mime the song and this ‘artist’ would still be the one least worth watching. With less energy than a dead battery and make up that looks like a tshirt screen printer has applied it, this is truly the lowest common denominator of drag. The emaciated gay boy wanting so desperately to fit in and finding a home in the drag community in the hope that ‘any old shit will do’ No comedy. No performance. No dance skills. No energy. No synchronicity with the music. No nothing. A man in a dress and poor make up. Its not time to quit drag. You never started.
That Scarlett Hoe-Hansen is a bit lame. If I wanted entertainment in the form of someones hands trembling in the air I’d rob a bank.
Coke, a handful of pineapple and a shot of rye Aka an awesome drink created by Alex Turner and Joel Hansen
Dude im making Joel Hansens tonight! The Joel Hansen is an awesome drink
Leon Hansen is a pdf file with a huge liking in cars
You know a "Leon Hansen"? My "Leon Hansen" just took a 9 year old for a spin in his whip.
When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.
I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.
The act of two hobos having anal penetration within a cardboard box.
Hey i just saw the homeless guys Bob and Moe having themselves a Cheyenne Hansen behind the bar. I think I'll puke now.