A fork of Rural Dictionary
I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!
One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.
When you pour lighter fluid on your hand, set it on fire and give somebody a reacharound.
He would stop acting up so i had to put him in his place. I gave him a Kung-Fu Fire Palm and he cried like a bitch.
The art of eating ass, only after climbing the proper ranks through training.
Mike - Do you you eat ass?
Dave- I've eaten so much ass, I've mastered the art of Tongue Kung Fu.
a graphic novel by Dav Pilkey,1 the second spin-off of the Captain Underpants series
In March 2021, the author and publisher announced that The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future was being removed from the market for perpetuating harmful stereotype
Getting hit in the face with a ballsack by somebody throwing a roundhouse kick.
Holy shit dude, you just got a Kung fu dumpling!
Hey XXXXXX. just went to Kung Fu panda 4 with the wife
Kung Fu Panda 4 - a sexual act you perform while watching a DreamWorks film where you have to channel her inner "Chi"
To snort a line of cocaine for breakfast.
Woke up after big night but as we were in Vegas for the weekend just had a Kung fu breakfast and a Bloody Mary and got back on the saddle.