Country Dictionary

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latino lasso

When you rub hot sauce on your penis then cover it in dried peppers and after all that go balls deep in your lover but more specifically in the anal cavity

Dude my girlfriend was crying after we did the “Latino Lasso

by Gapesaregoodwhenbusted May 23, 2019

Latino heat

When you are severely constipated and Inv a Latino over to unplug your rectum with his meat

Dude last night I called my friend up to give me a Latino heat it felt so good after

by Latino heat 69 May 28, 2023

Latino heat

When your constipated and you Inv a Latino over to jam his meat in you to unplug you

Dude last night I had to call my friend to come give me a Latino heat

by Latino heat 69 May 28, 2023

Callos latinos

A modified version of 69 in south America with the addition of hot sauce (other alternatives possible depending on desired pain level)

Maria and Juan immediately regretted using Cholula for their callos latinos.

by Dckheadedthunderchicken January 04, 2023

Latino Draft

The act of choosing weapons/ protectional gear before a battle. The battle consists (but is not limeted to) the use of Death Sticks/Poles. Gear can range from lacross padding to duct-tape suits. Dodging of a Latino Draft can result in mercy less tea-bagging, and showing of the goat at inappropriate times.

Alex: Rob, lets use these sticks to battle your little brother. Rob: I'm game Garrett: Wait, we need to instate a Latino Draft first.

by Alex Batsakis April 01, 2006

Clipboard Latino

A Latino or Latina who betrays their own people by siding with a political party that works against their people's safety and self interest. Someone who counts his own people on a clipboard on behalf on some other social group.

He is advocating for killing migrants at the border. A clipboard Latino. No doubt he will be holding a clipboard when he counts us as we are being loaded onto the ICE vans and taken away or shot on sight.

by Starbum May 26, 2022