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When you misspell or autocorrect F**ks up the the name of famed Jedi Master, Mace Windu from Star Wars, played by Snakes on a Plane star, Samuel L. Jackson.

(Texting)

Guy 1: Who is your favorite Jedi from Star Wars?

Guy 2: I really love Mace Windy, the one with the purple lightsaber, Samuel L Jackson plays him so well
Guy 1: Did you mean Mace Windu?
Guy 2: Darn you autocorrect

Bad ass motherfucker, who gets that pussy soooooo wet

Girl: Tanner Mace made me so wet

When you shit in a sock, seal the top and spin it round overhead then you run at someone screaming and hit them in the face with it

I was fucking my bitch and she was getting freaky so I pushed her across the and hit her with the viking mace.

The act of doing something bad to yourself to gain sympathy. Named after Nancy Mace who graffitied her own driveway to gain votes

Stop Maceing yourself

macee is disabled and yeah

“hi disabled macee”

After a man shaved his balls, the hairs grow back a little and become sharp and spiked, stabbing the sides of the mans legs

My balls are stabbing me! I have mace balls!

Spray to mask the smell of the tooket

I sprayed the toilet mace to mask the smell of that poop