A fork of Rural Dictionary
During sexual intercourse right around the time of peak stimulation for the female partner. The male proceeds to insert a pre-written note inside of her vagina. Later, the female can pull it out and read what her partner has written.
Aaron: Did you finally tell that thot that you loved her? Bill: Yeah man, I wrote it on a note and hit her with the Baltimore Mailbox!
When you are viewing a property to buy or an apartment to rent take a look at some of the Mailboxes next door and across the street. You want to look at the names on the Mailboxes because they give you an idea of what kind of folk you'll be living near.
I looked at a decent apartment on Tallman Street yesterday but when I ran The Mailbox Test I was shocked. When I say "Lopez"," Rodriguez", "Vazquez", and "Garcia" on the Mailbox next door I was not renting a place in that motherfucker!
when a dick is waxed/shaved so that the only hair present is in the surrounding area of the balls rather than the balls themselves
“She pulled down Matt’s boxers and there it was— a nice, clean, and suckable mailbox dick.”
When insurance company thinks its a deer but you know it was a mailbox
That deer mailbox jumped out of nowhere
When those with a penis urinate at just the right angle to pee between the toilet and the seat, leaving the floor, the toilet, and maybe their pants a bit more yellow.
Honey, I need a roll of paper towels. Hit a bit of a mailbox slot over here.
Mailbox: A handsome fine young fellow who serves under none other then the dark lord himself lord rainku
Lando: i'm better then rain boy you have to open your eyes and see that now that he is gone Mailbox: i will never betray lord rain lando you will never surpass him monkey boy