A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Is that a leprechaun?" "No, it's Danny. He's just a ginger midget"
“ Yo bro why does everyone call u a midget nugget” because I lost my arms and legs and I’m a midget
The sexual act that involves a small person.
If a man inserts his fully-stiffed penis into small person's anus/vagina, he can start to rotate the small person around his penis, thus imitating the act of turning the sailboard wheel - giving him an unique grinding sensual pleasure.
Rotation can be also invoked by slapping the small person really really hard.
Man and his wife fighting: "You bitch, if you were a midget, I'd slap your ugly face so hard, I would be midget sailing till next Tuesday!"
Also known as Levi Ackerman. Standing at 3’2” this little fucker will kick you in shins, because thats the highest he can reach.
Zeke didn’t stand a chance against the little midget spinner.
an 'innovative' term used by Bernard Black in the UK television series 'Black Books'.
Commonly assumed to mean a person of little worth.
'of this, and many other things I am an innovator, which is why i feel free to address you only as..........piss midget'
Term used to describe persons who are above the maximum height to be considered a midget. Derogatory term used to describe those who are vertically challenged
Is Ash a midget?
No she’s too tall for that. She’s an illegal midget.
Description of a guys cock and balls, in which the dude has a very small dick that sits up on his balls
Dude Joe has such a midget on a beanbag, he really should't have a picture of it on the net.