Country Dictionary

A very deep sleep where you are unable to hear telephones, text messages, and even the Air Force.

Named to honor the two fine pilots from Northwest Airlines and there little "in flight snooze"

"Dude, I was so tired yesterday afternoon, I took a Northwest Nap. My girl called me 15 times and I didn't hear a thing"

The act of a male taking a timed nap with his male friends

Josh "Damn, im feeling a little tired'"
Matt "Hey guys lets take a Bro-Nap together, no homo,"
Taylor and Chris together "That's a great idea!"

The nap you take after you get done stroking it.

Man I was exhausted after that marathon jerk...I had to take a fap nap.

When one pretends to sleep for any reason, possibly so they don't have to do something, to get attention, or to find out gossip and secrets. Very useful for finding out information you might not be supposed to know.

Penny: No no, it's ok, Andrew's sleeping.
Jenny: Ok.. Well, I really like Andrew's dad, he's really sexy.
Penny: Cool. I think I might have a thing for my Uncle... Probably just a phase!
Jenny: God Penny! Andrew's not really sleeping!

The bad taste in your mouth just after waking up from a nap.

"*Yawn* Man I just woke up and now I have nap mouth, god damn."

When someone ODs on fentanyl and has to be woken up using Narcan.

Imagine this family walking around downtown Asheville:

Kid: "Look ma', the man is sleeping on the ground and drooling on himself"
Mom: "Yep, he's taking an Asheville nap!"

They then keep walking.

The viscous cycle of taking naps during the day and therefore being unable to fall asleep at night, which in turn lead to the need for more naps.

Jim : "Damn, you look awful man, nap trap?"

Joe : "Ya man, I'm stuck in the nap trap."