A fork of Rural Dictionary
Troll Jousting is the act of retorting comments on blogs that have been placed by trolls, or paid commentators who place comments to support a particular vested interest. The Troll Jouster places comments that show the falseness of the Troll
Wow nice Troll Jousting dude, you really bitch slapped that Troll.
Yeah, thanks eh brah! I couldn't believe that Pro Nuke Troll was actually saying that radiation can be beneficial to your health. I had to slap 'em back in case some innocent bystander saw that Troll comment and believed it.
Well, good work dude, keep up the Troll jousting on that blog, and remember, there are NO innocent bystanders.
The act of a female performing oral copulation on two males at the same time, producing the "dick jousting effect", also known in more common nomenclature as a cockfight. Dick Jousting is also known as a dick duality.
Larry and Gerry met this chick the other night and she couldn't decide which one of them she wanted so she took them home for a little dick jousting in her mouth.
Larry (holding his dick): On guard! Be prepared to defend yourself!
Gerry (holding his dick): I have slain thousands with this weapon.
Chick (about to suck both dicks): May the best dick jouster win!
A violent form of the French Kiss in which one or both of the participants proceed to shove the tongue as far as possible into the other jouster's mouth. Tongue jousting is a dangerous activity that has been known to cause serious injury and even death.
Note: Tongue jousting is not always mutual.
Girl 1: So, how was Bruce? I hear he's a really good kisser!
Girl 2: Ugh...not even! He's a fucking tongue jouster! I couldn't even breathe!
Girl 1: Ew...well at least he's got a big dick, amirite?
Boy: I do say, today is a fine day for a bout of tongue jousting!
Girl: I will have you know that I was the Regional Tongue Joust champion for 5 consecutive years.
Boy: Oh...how about we just fuck, instead?
A sport in which two guys each get a girl and have sex with them from behind. The guys then play rear admiral and try to ram their respective girl into the opposing girl with the goal of knocking her out. The loser is the guy whose girl is knocked unconcious first.
Pat and Ian played bitch jousting last night. Pat's bitch toally cracked her skull on Ian's bitch's shoulder and got knocked out.
A sport where two people run towards each other at full speed with massive erections and hot dogs stuck halfway up their butts. The victorious party will keep his hot dog intact upon cock-to-cock contact while the loser will break his hot dog in half by clenching his butt cheeks together in fear of the collision.
The arena floor was covered in broken hot dogs after the annual cock jousting tournament.
Another way of saying it's on.
A jousting match on bikes in a hallway using pillows for pads.
A method of deciding who gets that last piece of pizza.
Dude, that guy just insulted you mom!
Hall joust...
Lets hall joust to get some extra energy out.
Who gets the last piece?
We hall joust for it.
Having sex with a woman while she is oozing period blood.
My woman didn't want to have sex because she was on her period, but I didn't mind alittle spagetti jousting, so I stuck it in anyways.