A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Prius owner who drives like an asshole.
That oxymoron in that hybrid just knocked over my mailbox, sideswiped my Bonneville, and kept right on going.
Something I didn't pay attention to in English class.
"Your a moron and an oxymoron!"
a figure of speech that conflicts or does not agree with itself, such as "friendly fire"
the word itself is an oxymoron, it literally means pointedly foolish
examples of oxymorons:
larger half
jumbo shrimp
same difference
only choice
black light
pretty ugly
exact estimate
microsoft works
virtual reality