Country Dictionary

random skinheads that will skin you alive

Ben: Oh shit, here comes a bag full of shower faced pikeys.

Jack: We're fucked.

The brown slimy substance that is often found down the back of various fairground rides

Oh man! I just dropped a fiver down the back of the seat and reached back to get it and put my hand in this sticky pikey poo!!

One of the classics in the Oxford English Dictionary, bore off you pikey is a phrase used a last resort when faced with a state of complete anger and desperation

Mother: please tidy your room

Me: not now I’m taking a dub

Mother: I’ll smash up your PS4 you sket
Me: oh bore off you pikey

The phenomenon that occurs when someone repeatedly gains large numbers of points in scrabble by adding an s to high scoring words already played by other parties.

Pete: Lucy wins at Scrabble every single time, and I just don't understand why!
Tom: No, she's just a plural pikey.

Nauseated beyond belief.

Bob: I am so pikey.
John: here is some Anti-nausea

Members of the nomadic travelling society that typically utilise expensive, I'll gotten caravans to travel around stealing, shitting and wreaking general havoc without having to worry about pesky laws.

"ahhh, I see our friends from the
Caravan
Utilising
Nomadic
Travelling
Society
are in town for the weekend"
"Fucking pikeys"

The act of going number 2 in your pants while at work and doing nothing about it (or attending a massage after the act).

Friend #1: I really need the toilet
Friend #2: careful you don't pikey it
Friend #1: good call I'll just got now