A fork of Rural Dictionary
when a girl potato canon's (shoots) her tampon at you.
Hey Jim, how was your date with Sarah?
Ah man, it was great until she tried to play organic paintball!
The most competitive and chaotic paintball team in the United States. Causing anarchy at any national event which they attend. Team Mayhem contains some of the most ruthless, fearless team members you will ever cross paths with. If you see one of their players on the field, stay clear, they will hunt you to no end and destroy any opposition on the field.
Mayhem Paintball is one of the greatest paintball teams to ever walk on a paintball field.
It's what you tell your friends you are doing over the weekend when you're embarrassed to tell them you are hanging out with your wife/girlfriend/partner
Yeah, I can't play in the online tournament because I am going to Beer and Paintball. Sorry to let you all down. (complete lie)