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Spag

Someone who makes irrational decisions and poor life choices; whether it be over indulgement of drugs and alcohol or headless decisions. The phrase “spag” is essentially an abbreviation for spaghetti brain , commonly spoken in New Zealand’s regions of Hawke’s Bay and Wellington.

“Did you see that guy at the party last night? He seemed like such a spag

by MrVOID July 20, 2021

Spag

Stands for: Stupid People Are “Gifted”

A person that is/was placed in the gifted program, and is only book-smart. They are otherwise dumb.

Is seen as derogatory if not used by a spag.

“Well you know her…she’s a bit of a spag!”

“Him and I were both spags, so we struggle making friends.”

by partyponypinkiepie January 08, 2025

spag

a spag is a complete and utter idiotic, useless person.

I forgot it again.”

“I’m startin to think you’re a fuckin spag!”

by scrotumsoldier October 05, 2023