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Toasted Marshmallow Scone

It's what you can bake for the most beautiful girl on Valentine's Day—even if she's not YOUR girl. Just make extra for her fam so it's not suspicious... her fave latte is Toasted Marshmallow so she should get the message 😉

Happy V-Day! What time do you leave to go see your bf? I need to hit you with a Toasted Marshmallow Scone before you go.

by JBSWMO February 15, 2025

Big Scone

Fantasy Football GOAT. Above Average Golfer. Mr Steal Your Girl.

I can never beat Big Scone in Fantasy.

by Trey Under Par November 23, 2021

Rooster Scone

When a Rooster (cult member from southern Illinois) becomes a scone. These are highly trained men in many aspects and you should be on high alert when around one. These soldiers are excessively well in consuming alcohol, gambling, stealing women, smoking anything that burns, and are highly trained experts in hand to hand combat as well as firearm combat. Also major dickheads. Just not the person you want to test, absolute TOP G's all around.

Man we just ran into a group of Rooster Scone's and they were smoking marb reds and had 6 blondes with them. What a group a badass men. I sure wouldn't mess with them.

by dirtymoney93 September 16, 2022

scone eatting

noun its when you are eatting a scone

"i'm doing the scone eatting carly, do you want to join us?"

by asldkjflkadjlfkadsjfl dajliwe9 November 17, 2017

scone chucker

An English fuck wad. Only used to be derogatory.

“That British fuck shorted me!! What a scone chucker!”

by Bigdolphinkodeine April 18, 2024

Boiled scones

Scones that are boiled in grass water with essence of old grass fumes

Did you try the boiled scones? Charboiled?

by Memento V2 November 18, 2019

honesty scone

The act of going down on a girl who's prudish, or inexperienced.

"Dude I finally able to taste that sweet honesty scone last night!"

by PoTeeto February 10, 2017