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A large in size and diameter cock, it is ready to jizz in a moments notice

Sally wants Danny to have a fat shlong because he takes to long to nut

Its a massive absolute gauge of a monster it can take anything anytime and dosnt need viagra to get absolutely huge the huge shlong has a mind of its own and dosnt cater much to the shy type

Wow he has such a huge shlong

A person who can be annoying and pisses you off a lot

Bro Kelvin is such a shlong sucker

Shlong bonger is a type of a dirty, cheap prostitute. Usually from the asian decent.

"Oh man that trip was sick. I fucked so many schlong bongers it was redicoulous."

" i know. Shlong bonger love is good shit"

When your penis is extremely enormous soft

Dang my man jimmy has a monster shlong!!!

A donkey shlong is a penis as dirty as Mexico, known as rusty, corkscrewed, fucked all together. Specific to anal sex

Yeah, I fucked her up the arse with my donkey shlong

what women want.

Brandon: Dude, check out those hot milfs. Adam: Yeah, they totally want our shlong dongs.