A fork of Rural Dictionary
A method of torture devolped and perfected by Israeli Commandos. After the most recent Geneva Convention, it was outlawed in all civilized countries under penalty of death by Toon Job.
"Man, I just can't stop looking for the body of Jimmy Hoffa."
"Oh shit... you don't know? He was given a Toon Job by the mafia and his body was... totally fucked up."
"Toon Job??!?! OH JESUS FUCKING CHIRST!"
Paige toone Is a future circus clown and a strange person indeed. Laughs like a seal on crack and has very flippable hair that she straightens about once in a blue moon for a week before giving up.
Did u hear that Paige toone ran away to join the circus?
Oh yeah well no suprises there
Peak. Absolute peak. Not to be confused with David Toons.
Guy 1: Bro have you seen that new Davy Toons video?
Guy 2: Yeah it was fire.
When someone usually an adult talks down on a kids or cartoon show while watching it.
Peppa Pig: Everyone likes jumping down in muddy puddles.
Toon Talking: I don’t.
A plate of oven chips, traditionally accompanied by a four cheese pizza.
I'm presenting a four cheese pizza and toon salad liek. Propa posh liek, howay the lads up the toon.