A fork of Rural Dictionary
prior to jizzing one wraps their cock in a sock in wich they just pulled off of their all day sweated foot in order to prevent a mess ,also known as terrorism is called a turban jerk
i was jacking off to gay porn when i realized i didnt want to ruin my new carpet . so i pulled off my sock after jogging and wrapped my dick head in it before shooting my aids infested jizz... what a turban jerk
A derogotory game of amusement useually played by men driving through asain suburbs basically counting the amount of individuals wearing turbans.
''jesus we can have a good game of turban tally as we drive through bradoford''
A Person who wears a Turban, mostly of the Pakistanian Race, you know the ones who smell funny.
Turban Wearer: JKHLKH KJHKJHAKHG HKLJFHK:JHA!
Me: Stfu you Turban Stuffer
Any turban that someone decided would look better with a du rag on top of it.
"Wow, I never knew people actually wore urban turbans. Now his head looks like a wedge.
Taking a crap in a swirling pattern on a females head during a sexual encounter to represent a traditional headdress.
"What's up guys. Totally curry turban'd this girl last night!" said Kishan while raising his hand for a high five.
(friends walk away)
Sweaty shirt wrapped around a persons head
Wet Turban is When you are done playing football and you have a sweaty shirt, you smack it across you friends face so it wraps around his head then he gets a mouthful of sweat.
Hoodie) Yo ma nizzle hows it hanging bro?
Gangsta) Yo mutha fucka it's hanging bad there's a new gang in town... The urban turbans and they wear shit hats.
Hoodie) YO BWOY U SPEKIN' DA TRUTH BRUDDA?
Gangsta) Fo' shizzle ma nizzle