A fork of Rural Dictionary
Two women touching their ho-ha's rubbing back and forth like a rodeo rider
When you walked into the "Gold Spa" did you tell them you wanted a velcro rodeo with another woman?
The act of strapping a piece of velcro to one's pubic hair then proceeding to add your favorite coat. As you fuck the sjit out of her #realshit the fluids splurge onto your coat. Wear the coat to a funeral #praisegod
Henry: What is that stain on your coat? You need to wash it.
Axel: Nah I did a Velcro Kitty yesterday on some real shit
An outrageously clingy cat.
Needs to be touching you (or at least be by your side) at literally all times.
Will have a massive freak-out when you leave your house for any reason, or if you dare try to get some alone time.
Will make you want to get a second cat so it will bother someone else. (This is actually a good idea.)
My velcro kitty is relentless. I had to adopt another cat so she would attach to someone else.
Velcro strap. Best used to describe a persons stupidity. A stupidity so great that you question their ability to get up and tie their shoes in a morning. They only logical answer is that this person has Velcro shoes in order to stop them spending their life scratching their heads.
He can't be that stupid, surely?
Seriously mate, Johns definitely a Velcro strap kinda guy.
all kinds of beards (including a goatee), 5 o'clock shadow, etc. Basically anything other than a clean shaven face.
Your velcro face makes you look like a cave man. A clean shave is so much more professional. Plus, it makes you look younger.
When two lovers haven’t shaved their pubes in a while and the hair seems to interlock as if twas velcro.
When the lot lizard was looking for some late night fun it was interrupted by a Virginia Velcro
When two men embrace each other and rub their manly beards together in some fashion.
Haven't seen you in a long time dude! Come give me some beard velcro!