A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of your girlfriend shoving her fingers in your booty then jerking until you ejaculate in her eyes. Her then forgetting and wiping her eyes for a dirty snot laced face causing red itchy goopy eyes making it a Dirty Wesley!
The next morning, Lindsey woke with a dirty WESLEY wondering what kind of dirty secrets she exploited on her soon to be husband!
A prominent smoking device from the movie "Half Baked".
Hey, please hand me Wesley Pipes, dude... wanna get wasted big time.
The God who walked among us until he head-butt too many people and suffered severe trauma to the skull. Rest In Peace
I believe that nothing more needs to be said. Bow down.
Recieving a hot carl from Wesley Snipes.
I'm such a huge fan, I can't believe he gave me a hot wesley at the movie premier.
the pipe that Thurgood Jenkins, Scarface, and Brian smoke on half baked when Kenny was in jail in the move "Half Baked".
Thurgood Jenkins: You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.
Scarface: Nah, we don't feel like smokin right now.
Thurgood Jenkins: Me neither. So y'all wanna smoke?
Scarface: I'll get Billy Bong Thornton!
Brian: No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes. Yeah!
The perfect couple out there! When you see the perfect couple! That’s them! They are made for each other! And they like each other secretly, but soon tell each other and have a result, of the perfect relationship! Ever! They stay together forever and never have a single doubt about each other!
Omg look at the “Wesley and Kaliya” couple! ❤️
A thousand words couldn’t describe this incredible person. They’re earnest, kindhearted, beautiful and adorably nerdy. The moment they walk into your life, keep them close and never let them go, as they make an incredible friend and partner. A Wesley Tolliver has a head full of blonde hair that looks like it was spun like thread from the sun. They have gentle, unassuming eyes that waver from green to blue. They sometimes have a scraggly beard or is clean-shaven, but either way they always manage to look cute. They always tend to be right about things and look at issues from every possible angle, it’s like their hobby. They’re intelligent, and if you get a Wesley Tolliver talking you’ll become enamored at how much they know. As a partner, they are tender, always telling you how they feel and reminding you that they love you. You can’t stand next to them without them reaching for your hand just to hold it! They give the best kisses, and are a perfect life partner. They make you feel grateful for having met them, constantly and will always be there for you no matter what.
Hey! That’s my boyfriend Wesley Tolliver. Gosh, I’m so lucky to have him in my life.
Oh man, you are such a Wesley Tolliver. You are cute and standoffish, but loveable at the same time!!
Hey, Wesley Tolliver, I can’t help but love you!!