Country Dictionary

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wishful vibrating

when you thought your phone vibrated, but it didn't. occurs most often when you are hoping to get a call from that certain someone. this has replaced the 'checking the dial tone' maneuver.

debbie: did he call yet?

jenna: no, but, i swear, i felt my phone vibrate, like, ten times.

debbie: you were wishful vibrating.

jenna: i hate the bus.

by Miss Takin I. Dentity February 04, 2010

birthday wish

A birthday wish is a special wish that you make when you blow out the candle on your cake. There is a clause that when you tell someone this wish doesn't come true, a catch is that if you tell a beastie the wish is guaranteed to come true.

Bailey: I told Jacob my birthday wish and now it won't come true.
Brooke: Oh shit that sucks.
Bailey: He is a bestie though.
Brooke: Oh you had me worried, it's ok then.

by Major.Fluffball May 24, 2014

wish bed

A wish bed is a kind of bed, where you have this bed and you wish there was a girl/boy on it.

A wish bed is pretty much like the wish sandwich.

by schepi October 22, 2006

Wish boning

Going dick to dick on a sounding rod

Than when pulled apart whoever gets the rod gets to make the wish

Me and my friend were wish boning last night and he got to make a wish

by A cuck named wishbone October 09, 2021

best of wishes

What you say to someone when you are parting ways with them. Wishing them the best means hoping things work out like they hope.

“I just got kicked out of school man...”
Damn that sucks, sorry man. Best of wishes

by TwoThiryFour April 02, 2019

i wish

R Kelly fan and someone who especially likes this inparticular song.

Mr. G and Laura B have dedicated this song for each other as an eternal meaning of their great friendship.

by Gareth November 11, 2004

wishing niglet

An African American under seven years old who is dressed in bright colors, often wears a hat, and appears to have the potential to grant wishes. Unfortunately, wishing niglets often do not grant wishes.

I wish that niglet would get off of my property!

Man, I haven't studied at all for my history test; if only a wishing niglet would appear and inundate me with knowledge!

by fluffmuffymcgoo April 13, 2011