A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are trying to say the right thing in conversation, but because you are trying to be overly modest or careful, the words come out wrong, and offends the person to whom you are speaking.
Oh God, on my first date, at the beginning to less, I had a humble jumble. Good thing she didn't get up and leave, though. I guess that means she's nice.
When you talk about going to church but also talk about how you’re selling $1750 shoes and call Joel Osteen out, that’s a humble brag.
When you no longer can take credit for a phrase that you started becuase everyone else is now using it.
Man, everyone else is saying that too? I guess I have to eat some humble pie.
to apologize for and face humiliation for a serious error
It was the governments turn to eat humble pie.
A suggestive starting phrase to seduce someone to have sex, normally in text messages and social media posts.
In my humble opinion, your reproductive organs are quite sizable.
In my humble opinion, your norks can feed an entire orphanage.
In my humble opinion, you have got silky smooth birth exit gate.
A rediculously stupid bitch who hasn't a clue what's going on in life. (Truthfully, I came up with it at random when this girl was pissing me off.)
Susy, at a space exhibit: Um, am I on Earth?
Jenny, girl next to her: You're such a bitchass humble bumble.
What naughty blokes (and some naughty girls) do when they've got problems with 'her indoors' and have no chance of escape.
I've forgotten our wedding anniversary. I'm going to have to go home and eat humble pussy.