A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best trios in the world are the theresas, cathys, and kelseys. Cathy is a bitch like everyone says but she's also really nice if u get to know her(yeet) Kelsey is a loving best friend that will be annoyed at you if you keep asking her. Theresa is the best girl . you will meet but also the curious cat of them all. She likes to annoy people like kelsey. Kelsey doesn't like that but because she is a loving friend, she accepts it. Cathy just annoys u no matter the issue but that's fine, the cathys will always shrug off and say their catch phrase "WHATEVER", did I say that the cathys like to emphasizeeeee wordsssss thatttttt areeeeee shorttttttt. But WHATEVER, am i right?
OOOOOO.... look at them theresa cathy kelsey go
To masturbate with a catheter inserted into ones genitals.
Generally used in a hospital setting.
Nurse could you please not disturb me for the next fifteen minutes while I have a quick Cathy-Jack?
Boy did that Cathy-Jack burn, but it was so worth it!
A sad pathetic woman who pretends she cares for others whilst being a cyberbully.
Grifter Cathy O Grady Cathy is a cyberbully and a grifter
When you're a mini Justin Beiber with a better face and personality but got weak game
He is such a Cathy Boi, I don't know if I want to go there
An ex-girlfriend and backup vocal woman of a musician murdering a comedian with drugs
Hey did you see Kanye West's ex-girlfriend High-Pitched Kanye West on the news? She got arrested Pulling a Cathy Smith
When you clearly need to go #2, and every passing moment prior to doing so results in a steady stream of heinous farts.
**rapid gross farting noises**
Rachel: Ooh Gary, these are awful. What's going on back there?
Gary: I think last nights burrito bonanza left me with a shatty cathy on deck. Shes willing to talk, give up known ass-ociates. I'm gonna go get her confession"
Rachel: dont forget the poop knife