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Person 343: Men Breasts Did Not Contaminate Michigan Of Flint 《¤》
A variant of the gas pipe maneuver where instead of farting, the person shoots out diarrhea. Named for the town of Flint, Michigan, where the water is notoriously dirty.
Oliver got a flint michigan water pipe from his girlfriend last night.
Pulling a Flint Michigan is when your shit is so watery that it comes out in almost liquid form, causing only a stream of brown liquid to come out. Similar to that of the muddy water coming out of a Flint Michigan faucet.
Person 1: Did you like that one restaurant I recommended? Person 2: Yeah, but it made me pull a Flint Michigan.
to fob off
He'll give a flint as soon as you mention the job
Describing a form of obliviously Unaware, self deprecating, White trash
-“Hey man, I’m trashed and I’m bored of beating my baby mamas and driving my car into lightposts and houses, I don’t know what to do!” -“ bro you sound so flint Collins right now, you gotta get your life together man”
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Person 343: Standard Fetal Medicine Contaminated The State Of Flint: The First Juvenile Release.