Country Dictionary

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Gravel Donkey

A really ugly woman, one who has a head and face like a donkey that's been dragged along gravel

That chick that Dougy picked up last night was a real gravel donkey.

by Markfcpt December 18, 2011

Gravel Man

An urban legend by troy that somebody broke into his garden and stole a couple pieces of gravel. Meanwhile, Troy wanted to get a "delicious" milkshake from the kitchen but didn't want to get shot. You're welcome troy

-Operator

Hey Charlie, Gravel Man is behind you.

by Gravel Man February 20, 2021

El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonabscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)

El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: El Segundo Y El Primero Y Primero Y El Segundo (El Gravel Rope)...

Gravel Blast

The act of fingering a builder with sandpaper. Any hole counts.

"Hey babe, wanna have sex tonight?"
"Yeah, sure! But you'll have to give me a gravel blast first!"
"Okay! I'll get the 36 out!"

by The great god of gravel June 02, 2022

Pant Gravel

Pant Gravel, the dried and powdered vaginal discharge found in women's underwear, once left to dry.

Often a pale crusty substance, can be ground and snorted as aphrodisiacs'. (selected individuals who dare)

"Jeeze nan, your 'pant gravel' sent me to the moon, maybe you should wash them, is that how grand-dad died?"

"wow, these could do with a wash, they have 'pant gravel' in them"

"your fanny batter has turned into 'pant gravel'"

by Zero Foxtrot July 20, 2023

Kick Gravel

Means to "Git!" Usually with one's tail between their legs.

That fool come around here again, you tell him to "kick gravel!" Similar to "Kick rocks."

by AU24K October 13, 2016