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This is when you have a punk rock chic with a shaved head and she is begging to be T-Bagged. You simply come up from behind her....then , You have tilt her head back slightly while looking up at you. While you as dropping your balls on her face and in her mouth you gently release a solid turd across the top of her bald head from ear to ear. You have just given FLORIDA HEADPHONES
Man, dude...last night that chic wanted to T-Bag her and dip my balls in her mouth... so I did ...but decided she needed some FLORIDA HEADPHONES. She loved it
A person who do savage things while wearing headphones like smoking weed and flexing with guns
Yo he a headphone savage cause he doing wat savage does
When you put your headphone cord across your forehead and over each ear, creating a headband.
When you're listening to music and you realize how cool it would be if you put the cord to your headphones across your forehead and make a Headphone Headband.
when your headphones probably got water or some shit in them and now they make sounds that sound similar to the Five Nights at Freddy's cameras.
Damn bro my headphones are fucked, I think I spilled water on them. for real man? yeah they make weird static noises, i got them fucking fnaf headphones lol.
The beloved 3.5mm audio port that Apple unjustifiably removed from the iPhone in 2016 which caused a whole domino effect to happen. Eight years later, and most flagships or even mid-range phones lack this basic port. Apple and other manufacturers fabricate lies such as "waterproofing" to fool the masses into believing it was justified. Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.
Literally nobody: Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!" Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021
When you wear headphones to not have to deal with certain situations or to ignore others.
So where is your son? He is in his room being a headphone Scotty .