A fork of Rural Dictionary
JBS, also known as J.B.S also known as Jailbreak Sakura is a foundation kept under a single individual within the world. However, this foundation itself is not a physical or digital organization, it is within the mental state of one's consciousness which connects to all other organisms. The only way to enter this foundation is either go beyond the state of consciousness for minimum of 5.45 seconds or be chosen by the "AKB" himself.
"The JBS.."
"You cannot, the JBS isn't something you can enter nor find."
Polly: I bet you want me;
Bob: I want you like a want a rash on my face...jbs
Polly: I bet you want me;
Bob: I want you like a want a rash on my face...jbs
It is a complex mathematical algorithm, that defines any Alpha Irish male's exponential decay of standard for a female companion for the night. The two variables of this algorithms are,
1) how much Guinness he had so far &
2) what time of the night it is.
JB Standart has a inverse exponentially proportional relation with these two variables. As night goes on, and the more he has to drink; the lower his standard gets.
John: Yo Milton, what's the JB Standard for her
Milton: 3 Guinness down by 9, she will be a 9.
The lost limbs of a baby. We will worship them forever. Don’t dare worship the limbs without my consent. I am so in love that I sleep with them every day. We make love every tuesday and he kisses me backstage. Oh how I love my jb beesus