A fork of Rural Dictionary
When 2 or more people are arguing about a topic when neither person are making a point to sway the other’s position; however are enjoying the fact they are hearing their own position of the topic.
“I was in a philosophical Dutch rudder in class you won’t believe where he came from!”
“You want in on this philosophical Dutch rudder or are you good?”
“So mid philosophical Dutch rudder this guy drops the n bomb and people came at him from every direction after that”
An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.
I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.
Someone who pretends to know everything in the Universe but in reality a useless IYI.
Mr. Rouge Philosophy always claims himself a Philosopher.
Adam Villegas is a the smartest philosopher ever born, for true knowledge ask Adam
I really love that new philosopher adam he is so amazing
omg he's so smart, his name must be adam
kim namjoon is a philosopher, if you ask him how his day was, he'll answer your question but then he will start speaking about how we should love ourselves. (cutie <3)
Someone who spends most of his/her time on Tiktok and built a personality out of "philosophy" tiktokers.
Woman: "I am a philosopher. I watched lots of tiktoks and realized that men are bad because-"
Person with common sense: "Shut the fuck up, nigger. Nigga be a tiktok philosopher and shit."
-a stupid nigga where they only read existentialist books like kafka, camus and dostoyevsky and neglecting other philosophical movement and schools because of tiny their stupid fucking brain to comprehend a book not long than the 19th century.
stupid nigga: i read camus and kafka bro yes i understand life
me (an intellectual): you dont understand shit, nigga. i hope you get raped by a gorilla.
tiktok philosopher