A fork of Rural Dictionary
When instead of going out with friends, you stay home and furiously masturbate.
"Hey John, wanna come out to the bar tonight?"
"Not tonight. I gonna shimmy shimmy disco at my place."
He pulled a "SHIMMY-SHAMMY" and "QUIT" CAMPAIGNING because China deal Joe knew the *FIX was IN PLACE!
Boy, what a shimmy shammy he just tried to pull over us, would you believe it? Oh, Mary Beth, sorry I forgot you don't know alot of things but a shimmy shammy is illicit activity claims although completely baseless
When someone is really drunk or incoherent on drugs and they speak to you in slurred speech they are referred to as: "Shimmy Shammied"
"Dude, see that guy puking in the garbage can? He tried to talk to me earlier but he is too shimmy shammied."
The final twitch and shake of a satisfied woman after having her clitoris polished to fruition by a loving finger, hers or a friend's.
Suzzette's eyes rolled back in her head, and a smile traced across her face, as her languid body danced the quimmy shimmy.
The act of a man waggling his penis in an up and down fashion using his pants/shorts so he can shake off the last bit of pee that might be inside or stuck to the tip. Commonly used after urination, but can also be a strange way of getting erect.
Blake: Yo Travis, do you not pimmy shimmy after you piss?
Travis: No man, that's just weird!
Sliding into a woman's vagina.
Person 1: Hey bud, you look like you had a fun flesh tube shimmy.
Person 2: You caught me, felt like I was drowning in there.