A fork of Rural Dictionary
had the most hopz ever in my opinion..let me know when ure 5'7 and doing a 360' dunk
man spud webb hopz were crazy..he had his nuts on your head!
Another phrase for Crotch Potato meaning a deformed cock, one that is lumpy, short and unuseable for sexual activity.
Also a general insult for those who annoy you.
Orlando Bloom has such an evil Spud Pud, I bet the girls flee his trailer in a stampede when they find that little suprise out..
Dude! You dropped your grape juice on my bed, you fucking Spud Pud!
The act of defecation; or taking a shit
Guuurl hold my purse...I gotta hit the bathroom! I gotta float a spud!
Bruh pause the game...I gotta float a spud but need another beer first!!
The act of performing anal sex, and upon pulling out penis, finding pieces of poo stuck in and round your for skin.
I really wish I didn't eat that much before having anal last night, I gave my partner a dirty spud.
Euphemism for the gentlemen's relish more formally known as semen. Formulated in said gentlemen's Love Spuds and delivered to any willing recipient as a gooey Muck.
Alternative:- Two characters from the popular children's book and cartoon series Bob the Builder.
Bob. "That was one cute redhead you were talking to on the train this morning"!
Me. "Too right, she is smokin hot. I wonder if my Yorkshire charm will get me the opportunity to donate her some Spud Muck".
Bob. "I wonder if she takes it up cornhole"?
Me. "I think she'd like that".