A fork of Rural Dictionary
poorly implemented, of poor quality or bad
That was fucking monkey tennis!
Person: "I am a rebel because I wear my tennis shoes for running." heh...heh...
Converation between a pair of domineering wankers or gobshites which resembles tennis in that they take turns talking shite to each other whilst everyone else looks on bored.
"I heard the party was in the kitchen"
"No it's just that pair playing gobshite tennis about world peace"
Champions of the 2018 NHIAA tennis league
Falcon tennis just brought home the ship
Lingo made popular by The Simpsons - more commonly referred to as a racquet.
Player 1: Did you bring your tennis stick?
Player 2: Nah, all I need is my racquet.
Player 1: Idiot.
A sport invented in England. It involves two to four players, in singles or doubles format. The sport is played by having the participants defecate into a toilet at which point the ammount of splashes made are counted. It is scored like regular tennis, with 15, 30, 40 and Game being the scores, therefore four splashes are required to win. If players are unable to create a splash, a tie break is brought into session. It is typically played in lavatory block cubicles, where the splashes can easily be heard.
Illegal drugs such as laxatives are occasionally used to cheat at the sport, but players are allowed to consume any food or drink they wish in order to facilitate their victory. Ghost turds and farts do not count
Dave was robbed in the Bog Tennis finals as he was made to play the final and the semi-final on the same day, however he performed stormingly in the semis, winning Game-Love.
Another word for making out or
French kissing
Me and my boyfriend played tongue tennis last night!