A fork of Rural Dictionary
Period cramps- to avoid cramps from running, walking, etc. being confused with period cramps, use the word crumps when referring to period cramps.
Ugh my crumps are so bad today I’m on my period
The action of grabbing another person’s genitals while keeping one’s hand in their pocket.
“Dude, what are you doing? Stop, it’s weird.”
“It’s called crumping, get used to it.”
A mogoloid individual who has the capabilities of biggering his voice by speaking directly into his elbow. Fortunately this affliction is offset by being bestowed with a large penis.
Person 1: Look at that guy l, he's a right crump!
Person 2: Heard they're meant to have massive nobs though.
A form of dancing where one squats down, lifts up both of their legs, and chops down on both of their thighs repeatedly. This is normally performed at a very fast pace while listening to extremely distorted and bass boosted music.
Note: A Spider-Man costume is not needed to perform this dance move.
Man 1: "Yo what's that move called?!"
Man 2: "Damnnnn dude, that nigga be crumping!"
A spontaneous and violent movement.
"Y'all ever hit your funny bone on a chair and crump"
"Did you see Tom? When he got shot he Crump'd"