A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Gecko is the worst team member you could imagine. He is always relaxing, doing nothing or is destroying your model for your architecture courses. A Gecko tries to gloss his bad work with talking and suck up to his prof. He is also known for choosing the perfect partner, so he can relax again.
A Foster Gecko is a person who is unemployed and is chronically online.
This guy is a real foster gecko, hope he leaves his room and turns off his computer one day.
The name of a mystical lizard in southern Illinois. Typically found playing Xbox in his room. Or saving people 15% or more on car insurance.
-Have you seen Gecko Stecko lately?
-Nah bro he’s been saving people 15% or more on car insurance.
-Fair.
You’re fucking a bird against a wall, and unexpectedly pull out and ram it in her ass, which in turn, shocks her, and her hands climb the wall like a gecko uncontrollably
“Fucken gave her the gecko, she climbed halfway up the wall, completely caught her off guard”
When there are a bunch of gecko’s on top of each other.
I seen a gecko gang bang at Petco.
Someone who hangs around in graveyards in order to obtain a widow of the dead to sleep with
Mike was telling me a story about how he slept with a graveyard gecko he met in the cemetery
When you give your partner a hand job or finger them, and then there’s cum on your hands. You’re in the moment so you don’t have time to wipe them off so you just grab your partner and go to town. The cum then makes your hands stick to your partner.
Due to the Gecko Hands they had to shower and clean up because they were stuck together.