Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

D-O-double jizzle

Dawg

by whore October 07, 2003

drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles

I fucked your mom and blew my load all over her tits.

You Velma, I just drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles!

by Prof. Stinkbottom October 27, 2004

Toe jizzle

slang for Toe Jackson, usually used on the west coast mainly in the Long beach neighborhood.

yo whats good Toe jizzle. Aye cuz, where Toe Jizzle at?

by snipes4 March 30, 2022

jizzled

A word for cumming jurassic in a female

I jizzled in that bitch

by sillywoman1246 February 05, 2022

Jizzle McRoster

see Gizzle McRoster

That aborigonal australian in native garb looks like Gizzle McRoster!

by Steve Johnson December 01, 2003

Jizzled Splizard

The act of inserting Canadian Dew Worms into ones anus and farting them into the face of their partner.

Saturday nights aren't complete until one has a good old fashioned Jizzled Splizard.

Thank you Gary for the incredible Jizzled Splizard!

by Grundle Fly June 03, 2022

Lord Jizzle

One who traverses bridge between the seen and the unseen, a purveyor of sustained and rigorous thought, a socratic gadfly capable of cultivating the creative tension necessary to unveil the sheaths of the enigmatic human psyche. The title commonly follows the honorific His Holiness.

We've travelled across land and sea to listen to the teachings of His Holiness Lord Jizzle.

by The Three Initiates November 23, 2021